It’s still a miracle that anyone survived the Jeju Airline crash in South Korea that killed 179 people, but 2 did, and now one of the survivors is awake and talking. The other is also in stable condition but under special care for fear of paralysis.

China clearly wants to FAAFO. Chinese state-sponsored hackers breached the U.S. Treasury Department’s computer security guardrails this month and stole documents in what Treasury called a “major incident”.

One of 2024’s biggest sporting events was the Summer Games in Paris. That was 4 months ago, so you would think the medals they gave out would still be shiny. Not the case for some medal winners who are taking to social media with pictures to complain about their medals deteriorating. They must have washed them with that nasty water in the Seine.

Detroit Lions kicker Jake Bates has officially replaced Olympian breakdancer Ray Gunn after last night’s MNF football game. Unfortunately, he was caught on camera in a weird and suggestive stretching position that the internet couldn’t wait to turn into a trending meme. Have fun with Photoshop today. 

and this is not one of those cute stories about goats. A 17-year-old livestock competitor in Texas, Aubrey Vanlandingham, is accused of poisoning the goat of her competition because she believed her 15-year-old competitor was cheating. Animal cruelty in Texas is a felony and carries a 2-year prison sentence. When asked if she was sorry for what she did, Aubrey said….”Naaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and THAT’S TRENDING.