A giant snapping turtle dubbed “Chonkosaurus” has been filmed in the Chicago River. The turtle was spotted by a kayaker who captured the giant on video.

The video is from Joey Santore, and he clearly was stunned by the size of  this snapper.  His reaction is great, “Look at that beast. Hey, how ya doing guy? You look good. You’re healthy.” He also throws in a few bad words, but I totally get it – that is the biggest turtle I’ve seen.  He needs an XXXL husky shell!

Chonk is a common snapping turtle, which is the largest freshwater turtle species in North America. While they are not typically aggressive towards humans, they can deliver a powerful bite if provoked. However, Chonk seems to be happy just hanging out.  Personally, I hope they just leave him be. Snapping turtles live to be 30-40 years old. I think this guy has had a good life. At least he appears to eat well.

Watch the encounter below. (Contains some colorful language)

Chicago River Snapper aka Chonkosaurus. Great to see this beast thriving here on what was once such a toxic river, but is slowly getting cleaned up & restored. Somebody planted a bunch of native plants up the river from here, too. I can only wonder this things been eating. pic.twitter.com/u6bhlpo4p5

— Joey Santore (@JoeySantore) May 6, 2023

Photo is a screen grab from Joey Santore (@joeysantore)
Story Source: AP